The North Pacific Song

The North Pacific Song

by The Bone of Contention
December 2013 / January 2014

Melody: Bananaphone by Raffi Cavoukian

The North Pacific Flag

The North Pacific Flag

The North Pacific Song

Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Hi TNP!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Long time no see.
I’ve got this feeling, so appealing,
For us to get together and feast. Feast!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring It’s New Year’s Eve
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding And we believe
Let’s do invasion on this occasion.
Improvised, synchronised,
Skeletal, rose-petal, bone china, mithril metal.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Hi delegate.
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping Let’s celebrate.
If you surrender to mercies tender
Of our Queen, you will not regret.

Don’t need anything to boast,
Just a Queen sublime
And her grand skeletal host
To have a real good time!
We have beerquila. We have the booze.
We have provisions, you can choose.
The grills are fired up for you, have a care with the sauce, it’s hot-hot-hot-hot!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Hi frozen North.
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Yin yang yin yang yin yang ying We ventured forth
To The North Pacific and its polar lights.
You’ve been terrific to play with these nights.
You can hold your drink and take good aim too! Oh Yeah!
‘Til the undead are buried once more.

Bye, TNP! Bye bye bye!
(But it all seemed so real!)
A good New Year and farewell!
(Now you can have your invasion and eat it too!)
We must go home, to our crypts!
(And suddenly, it’s over!)
Bye TNP, bye bye bye!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!

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