Security Council Resolution # 35: Commend The Skeleton Army, November 2010

Side note: Some of the flowery in-character terms, with Sedge’s kind permission, have now ended up in the introduction text.

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SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTION # 35
Commend The Skeleton Army
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.

Category: Commendation
Nominee: The Skeleton Army
Proposed by: Sedgistan

Description: The World Assembly,

Recognising The Skeleton Army as the self-declared “greatest raider region,”

Bowing down to their mighty leader, the Warrior Skeleton Queen of Ramazakal,

Noting that their fearless armies of the undead are renowned for conquering regions under the cover of darkness,

Aware that this is a fate that has befallen such prominent regions as Texas, The West Pacific, The Rejected Realms, and The Cuckoos Egg,

Surprised to learn that The Skeleton Army never causes harm to the regions it invades and instead prefers to mingle with the natives, steal food from their barbecues, and attempt to drink beer – with hilarious results,

Appreciating The Skeleton Army’s generous supply of sticky ribs to the regions it conquers,

Acknowledging that all that The Skeleton Army requires from its defeated enemies is for them to sign the Thighbone of Surrender,

Believing that these novel and unique military tactics are far superior to the conventional varieties,

Desiring that other regions follow their example,

Thusly Commends The Skeleton Army.

Votes For: 2,964
Votes Against: 1,352

Implemented: Mon Nov 1 2010

Somewhere on the WA archive shelves, occasionally dusted off by diligent WA gnomes.

The East Pacific Invasion, July 2010

One of the invasions in 2010 befell The East Pacific! A fierce battle ensued.

Monkeys (Eustace):

Friday 7/23/2010

MARAUDING SKELETON ARMY ATTACKS A FEEDER!

In a bold move after their raid on game administrator’s region Cuckoos Nest [ed. note: The Cuckoos Egg], The Skeleton Army raided The East Pacific. Looks like these two regions are a match made in heaven. TEP has a strong role playing tradition and TSA is a role playing raider region. It’s all part of the game: TSA raids do not include playing capture the delegate flag.

After a week of fierce fighting (RMB RP) and a surprise move to TEP assuming a Star Trek borg motif which assimilates all nations, the standoff continues as I write this.

Fridays with Monkeys on The East Pacific invasion

World Factbook Entry of the Second Region

 

At night the Skeleton Army will rise, to feast and party in other regions, before returning home to again rest.
THIS IS THE GREATEST RAIDER REGION IN NATIONSTATES, CONTACT THE FOUNDER ON ENTRY IF YOU WISH TO JOIN

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Jubungu shall be remembered
Regions Invaded: ~53

Aoi, Gondor, Hyrule, Ulthar, Animal House, Philosophy 115, British Steel, The West Pacific, The Cuckoos Egg, Yggdrasil, Lazarus
Royal decree: flying monkeys shall be known as FLYIN’ MONKEHS
One Big Island not worth our effort due to them being so afraid they ejected and banned us
The Skeleton Army loves Bearistotle and Hebert!